Tuesday, October 20, 2009

“DOUBTFUL CONFIDENCE COSTS THE DODGERS GAME 4”

Doubtful confidence can swoop in your face, extend a vote of support, and gently glide away (ALL THE WHILE IT IS THINKING YOU WILL FAIL)! This is the complete opposite of knowing someone is saying, “I HOPE HE FAILS!” when they talk about you! Sometimes you have to always BE PERFECT! Because right when your equilibrium is uneven, DOUBTFUL CONFIDENCE will reach and snatch the win right from your most KUNG FU-like clutch!
If someone smokes cigars and imbibes the finest spirits in the public eye and that person is revered as the guru of accomplishment, IT IS NO WAY ON HEAVEN OR ON EARTH THAT PERSON BELIEVES THE OLD ADDAGE, “Hard Work Pays Off!” He knows that you could be doing it BIG and not training between appearances and YOU COULD STILL BE GETTING IT DONE! BUT HE KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY FOOLED YOURSELF! So how could he ever have confidence in YOU! That pat JOE TORRE gave JOHNATHAN BROXTON during his mound visit in the bottom of the ninth inning last night was nothing more than a gesture to personify this expression, “YOU ARE GOING TO BLOW THIS ONE!”
Never give doubtful confidence a chance to snatch destiny from your Donkey Kong-like grasps! IN THE BOTTOM OF THE NINTH IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE, “THREE UP! THREE DOWN!” You are not to issue the Barry Bonds treatment to senior citizens! Neither are you to go “Vicente Padilla” because Vicente Padilla did not get the chance to go “Vicente Padilla!” Neither are you to behest more homage to Matt Stairs (whose bat doubles as a walking stick) than you do to the former MVP! With these three strikes, BROXTON PROVED THAT HE HAD LONG AGO FOOLED HIMSELF BEFORE HE STRUCK HIMSELF OUT IN GAME 4 OF THE NLDS!
DODGERTOWN is now faced with the curse of being down three games to one in a seven game series! Can they win it!?! They can not possibly do it with JOE TORRE aka DOUBTFUL CONFIDENCE making mound visits during critical situations! Like his Bobby Cox/Gregg Popovich-like run with the Yanks, this one is going to be ALL up to the players! WILL BROXTON PULL HIMSELF TOGETHER? WILL THE DODGERS PULL THIS ONE OUT? IF THEY ARE, THEY HAD BETTER DO ONE THING, KEEP DOUBTFUL CONFIDENCE FAR AWAY FROM THE INSIDE OF THE DIAMOND!”